by Stephen Levinson (except where indicated)
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The Marmaduke Project is a completely unauthorized parody of the works of Brad Anderson. It is in no way affiliated with Mr. Anderson, the actual (and hilarious) Marmaduke comic, or United Features Syndicate.
Original Artwork: "Marmaduke", "Zits"
Text additions: "The Amazing Spiderman"
Original Publish Date: 1/19/03 - Contributed by Jason Beattie
By
Ed Mundy
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int. office - late afternoon PHIL WINSLOW, 43, packs up his desk on a Friday. He throws a few papers in his brief case, and shuts it. He turns to his co-worker, CHARLES, still huddled over a spreadsheet on his computer. phil Well, that’s it for me this week, Charles. I'll look at that spreadsheet on Monday. charles Any big plans for the weekend, Phil? PHIL After this week? I am going to spend the whole weekend sitting on my couch... |
-Contributed by Tony Zaret.
Peter
Donaldson is a presenter on “The Breakfast Show” on London’s
XFM.
Great Sex with Your Great Dane • Experiment with the forbidden: McDonald’s, loosely
wrapped bars of chocolate or the Siamese next door. • Don’t be shy – role play with your Great Dane! Police dog, seeing eye dog and boyfriend are all fun personas. • Remember that “give a dog a bone” can have multiple meanings. Tell your Great Dane whether you to plan to knick knack paddywhack or pleasure him with a dildo in order to avoid future embarrassment. • If your partner objects to Great Dane play, tell her that your sexual quirks are just as valid as hers. You didn’t raise a fuss when she wanted to do it in the bedroom while not wearing clothes. Erin Bradley is a freelance writer and author of Miss Information, a dating and sex advice column on Nerve.com. |
• Do
not assume that all dogs love it doggy style. Many find it impersonal. 
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By M. Wilson, R. Bishop and Andrew Lin.
In the Netherlands, where the submitter of the panel, Floris lives, Marmaduke is called “Jupiter” or “Jupp.”
- Submitted by Jon Katz, creator of the website
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